Hell, hockey players smiling and having fun is different. And I think good for the sport. It's going to be a hell of a culture change with how much hockey is Serious Business, though.

Long Tall Sally. I wear a 15 and usually have a few choices there.

Now we know the first Forza Horizon Brazil barn find...

Macaulay Culkin looks rough.

I’m actually fine with this. Adults, especially his age, can usually splurge on an oddity here or there. Since he basically can’t drive due to security, he can’t blow it on a car. Might as well keep him on the fairway and away from Fox and Friends.

They’re legally obligated to maximize shareholder value. We need to change the system. They’re following their mandate.

That woman already downsized from a big brown bag to a medium one.

*looks at picture, then headline, then back at picture*

Former Yooper. I scream at my fellow Nevadans in every winter storm.

The Cardi B stanning here gets a bit thick sometimes.

What’s frustrating is that it should be a good, unifying thing, putting on display the best in scores of sports. It felt happy to me growing up. It was exciting.

A former girlfriend of mine had one. That’s, yeah. That’s literally all I can think of to say about this corpulent bubble.

Maybe it’s my astigmatism, but something looks crooked in that last picture.

As someone who makes terrible decisions about cars so long as I like how they look and they’re compact, I want one. I may have just insulted the thing, mind you.

Amateurism

Depends on who picks them up. They're one of those names that seems just a little bit too big to die, but not consequential enough to be successful. Which actually sounds like the BL years.

I think I want recalls in Forza 8. Racing trucks and in lap 2 at Silverstone, I suddenly can't brake or steer!

No. For the last time: I don’t want to hear about your pizzas, your specialty pizzas, your owners, your former owners, your investors, or your board.

But what does the mayor of Dearborn think?

Don't all "birthday parties" involve putting your keys in a bowl?