Bike guy’s version: “I called the governor a fat fuck today while he was eating ice cream. Asshole needs to take care of the teachers. He just stood there and mumbled at me.”

Did someone splice Cheeto Mussoloni’s scowl onto her face? It’s uncanny.

“What Do You Want to Know About the Electra Meccanica Solo?”

Not surprised at all. Dude has performed rape scenes in films, and they always felt a wee bit too real. Neither the performers nor directors are beacons of hope here. It’s why I got out: the nonsense like this and the full-on industry embrace of incest.

I can’t even. I know institutions take a long time to change, but the mountain of this shit, layers across geological time, that make up our government is enough to make you feel hopeless.

I’m a city girl without a need to drag big things around with me. Trucks have just never been relevant to me. Good for the people who need them, I guess?

The Charger bits help it to park like that.

I would not buy a Harley for the same reason I would not buy a muscle car: I prefer light and nimble to heavy and plodding. The image for me has also been one of exurbanite slobs trying to be the badasses they weren’t in the 60s. The brand holds no appeal to me whatsoever. I instinctively think less of those adorned…

SkyActiv sounds like a fitness program for airline employees, not a car thing.

Probably a Patriots version of Gritty.

It sounds like your glove box is really deluxe now, though, so that's nice.

I got more inquisitive dinosaur out of that than a junk run.

The kind of donut they put in there to teach toddlers to aim? Or more for the Russian prostitutes?

Looks like everyone the first time they play FIFA. Now for Martin Tyler to lob some insults...

I love everything about this. I could park my Smart inside a Maibach and call it good.

Black and red teddy with garter straps, black stilettos, black stockings, black skater dress over it to not quite hide that they are stockings. If I’m going down, I’m doing it sexy af.

Exactly tgis. When taxes on capital gains are smaller than payroll taxes, it’s easy to see who wrote the laws. I do fine and I have no problem paying my share. If only the wealthy were such. It’s how we have a nice, clean place with a sophisticated, educated citizenry doing good work. Wouldn't that be neat, to be able…

I get that in my Smart. Which is funny, because I treat that car like I’m playing Mario Kart. It’s my other car where I’m letter of the law.

I'm impressed that Buescher got title sponsorship of the whole series. I know sponsor revenue is down, but...

I dunno. Maybe a bigger alliance with VW? They sell a variety of car models that Ford isn't going to bother with stateside. Having that evolve into a Renault-Nissan kind of thing would be possible. Carlos can probably help. And maybe Volvo or someone can be their Mitsubishi.