It's more entertaining to think of it as Mr Bean fanfic.

Like, say, when buying a house.

So Paris is out as a destination, then?

Yeah, my wife and I are each on our second, and this time we had literally a 200-second ceremony and then pizza and beer after. No stress and plenty of room for guests to drop in and out.

The new sheriffs in town are awesome.

It... it highlights his lack of a chin. That’s remarkable.