No, that's gremlins.

Plus, just like the Beast, nobody's seen him in years.

Fifty Men in Tights

Against Meat

Actually, in England the tax is included in the marked price. I'm not sure if that makes it more punk or less so.

Just the wurst.

Morrissey stormed offstage because there were still some people in the crowd when he arrived and he wanted to be the most insufferable twat there.

I wish people would stop acting like Campbell's Hero's Journey was the only story structure that existed.

He's just an interesting guy, you know? And playing a character named Elliot adds one more layer of paint to the portrait that is "Christian Slater".

I mean, sure, on a scale from "being a handsome dumbass" to "price gouging AIDS victims".

Is "Not making false mugging reports against police" really one of the values that the Speedo brand stands for? I bet they don't have it written down anywhere.

2020 read as sci-fi ten years ago, but it's no longer quite the Futuristic Space-Year of Tomorrow that you seem to think it is.

Actually, the app isn't quite available yet. But it will be available soon. Really soon. Promise.

Really, we can combine single and undateable into one category. Then we can apply the be two things principle.

It better not be two things.

Grease is liquid, though. I suppose you're suggesting they also invest in some sort of greasproof door seal?

Fewer tits? Frostbite?

I think the term is "surrender"

It's like a coaster.

Is taking a dark turn a fatal flaw in this show? It is in most, but I think refusing to bend is much more dangerous on GOT - it's what killed Ned and Robb at least.