There'll be a scene where they're both in a car bickering over whether to listen to Han's classic jizz station or Chewie's choice of something more urban.

When those teens grew up. I think gross things may be considered "fleek" now? Or possibly "zorpidorp"?

It'd be a lot harder to not seem as high as the other attendees though

Take this seriously, Herpes.

Bear in mind, she may not be getting her feedback from the AV Club comment boards. I'd imagine there are going to be plenty of dickish reactions to this news as well, which may be more vocal about placing it in areas that she will see

Honestly, after the Lego Movie, I have trouble shitting on anything as "too empty" for a movie.

I bet you left Star Wars talking in a loud voice about all the family connections too

The doctor characters that visit the sets of children's TV shows to teach about not running with knives tend to be called something like Dr Steve.

This is kind of a case of Brian Shouldnt.

Man, how many deaths was Courtney Love responsible for?

He had a wedding that he had to turn up at uninvited.

Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters Go to Summercamp.

I mean, they're not wrong…

He looks like the guy who tried to start a moshpit at an all-ages show and then leaves when he breaks a 14 year old's nose.

Was Boardwalk Empire not rad?

Bloody Disgusting gave it a positive review! I'm sold!

Peep Show is pretty good. I mean, not because of the POV thing, but it is.

It would have made bullying a lot more straightforward, I'll give it that.

From Tarkovsky to the guy who made one of the new Terminator movies? They aren't trying.

The only other franchises that start out with a preemptive "Part One" in the title tend to be the higher budget pornography productions.