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"Weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a NAACP Image Award ceremony in Torrance for that act?"

*Looks at the Academy make-up*

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Was your father a creative consultant for The Force Awakens?

PG13 porn, at least

Somehow "Dear Gigantic Asses…" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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"Movies provide an interesting opportunity to explore concepts and aspects of life we may not be too familiar with or frequently think about in a relateable context."
—Nerd Motto"

That's what put me off Blacula

Alan Rickman's going to finally get to pull off that killer of a spoken word intro we always knew he had in him.

World famous oboe players the world over begin tugging their collars nervously.

There's always a bandwagon

What a waste. He easily had another two years left in him.

At the rate they're going so far? 6 months at the outside.

It's really weakening my screenplay about the rock-star tontine too. The stakes are supposed to go up as the plot progresses, I can't move from Bowie to Fray. I'm at a dead end.

That doesnt mean he can't find love, AimingforYoko. It's 2016.

He's the herpes of the financial system

Is it selling out when you fall in love?

I could actually do with a refresher course. Has he been in any movies with a talking dog? I feel like he'd have been in a movie with a talking dog.

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