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Huh. I guess drugs really aren't cool.

I had a coworker tell me that she'd finally gotten into it after putting it off for so long because she was worried it would be too clever for her.

Well, someone appears to be mysteriously killing off older British celebrities.

They made a joke about the casting when he appeared in Season 6 too. Abed heckled him during a speech and they had an exchange that went something like:
"Oh, of course, it's the Indian guy."
"I'm Palestinian."
"Oh, sure, let's go with that."

"Will someone get this illusion of a walking carpet out of my way?"

You really cant go for Woody Allen types if you're looking for something light and comical anymore.

No, you're thinking of Lex Luthor.

So sad when that happens.

Not everyone can be the male lead of a movie. But you can always get another dame.

Is this that "Guy posting in the wrong thread" gimmick? Was this meant for that Walking Dead newswire?

They had to use something to water down the newswires between Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West in case whitey got scared.

I've got a lot of "I told you so" emails to write.

I'd describe the majority of people who identify as "Nerd" as actually being "dorks".

A lousy Visual Effects nod for Paulie's robot butler is no reason to snub Jordan.

Don't worry, that'll cause enough of a Ledger's Joker style upset that they'll introduce a special category when the actual ceremony comes around

Daylight savings.

(and never be found out)

Yep. Much as I love Dog Day Afternoon, the fact that this guy probably won't get to retitle it is going to doom this production

It might have been though. Nobody's going to actually watch a 2013 episode to check.