They monetize that by knowing the secret desires that you are almost, but not quite, ready to share with the rest of your family and friends, and then make it even easier to buy the inflatable goat.

Hot enough to melt steel beans.

Actually, now that you mention it, I think Hey Arnold might even fit the gay teen role they suggest even better than Doug, since Arnold didn't have a major character as a love interest whereas Doug had Party Mayonnaise.

That guy… always standing on his hind legs?

…or that guy… always wore a shirt?

Substitute "wolf" for "Frenchman" as necessary.

Pffft, too much typing. If I'm going to do anything that takes more than one click then it's going to involve a dick joke.

The next one's going to have to waste their only use of it letting everyone know that they don't actually like Behind Enemy Lines

Do they change the shape of the genital blur to indicate when the men get erections? Or is it just a slide-whistle sound?

A restraining order doesn't technically kick in until you've stopped moving.

Just because she hasnt seen this one doesnt mean she hasnt seen any of the others.

…something about shower scenes?

I believe as a verb it's actually spelled "partaaay". The pronunciation has just altered over time.

Really? I'm just kind of hoping the whole project collapses.

Both. Have you ever seen a normal sized person on a midget hovercraft? It looks ridiculous.

Black Friday for people who still use their parents electronics.

Could be. But it could also be almost any other Australian.

Time to begin casting the "Blacula" take on Bond

I'm not sure Idris Elba is one of those celebrities that wants to be on a show about how they go about their day-to-day lives.

It mostly revolves around the protagonist trying to find anyone who still owns a vcr