Why don’t you shop your own label? Are you boycotting it too?

“Do you think you will ever get more work done so the right side of your face looks like the left?”

I’m very blasé about politics but, our somewhat vanilla State Premier had the kahuna’s to walk into a room filled with 20 odd ballsy 17 and 18 year olds, during a tour of the school. He was bombarded with some absolute gems, real breathtakers and questions out of left field. He stood his ground, showed no fear and at…

“Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?”

Thinking of 16 year old me, I would have definitely asked her, “If you’re so rich, why do you dress like that?” And then give her a look up and down like girl no.

They aren’t “political views”, they’re the sub-moronic bleatings of sleazy lying cocksuckers. There’s a difference. Indeed, some people with different and or ‘controversial” points of view merit being heard and respected. Then there’s the Trumps, who merit being spit on and pelted with rocks and garbage wherever they…

Let’s just go for the jugular: “So do you really fuck your dad? Gross.”

When i was in highschool in DC, a CIA agent came to talk to the class, unaware that along with the group of government kids he was speaking to on career day, their were also a TON of whip smart foreign national kids in the room. He was called to court for exactly every shady thing the CIA had done that was public…

“What happened to your nose?”

...fetus ...evidence based science ...climate change

“This is kind of embarrassing to ask, but what was it like on your wedding night? Did he really, you know, put it in you? Did it hurt? Was it awkward? And did you call him ‘Donald,’ or just ‘Daddy,’ like always?”

“Whoa, you smell just like a Kohl’s!”

“Ivanka, how many ‘special daddy kisses’ do you give the President before putting him down for his afternoon nappy?”

“How many times per day do you find yourself regretting every life choice you’ve ever made?”

Just repeat everything she says back in a mocking question.

Lesson one: Architect is not a verb.

I, for one, am glad Ivanka went to a school. Maybe she can join those children, who were permitted to stay, and learn the definition of certain words — birthday, relative, albeit, and otherwise.

How about sniggering and murmuring behind her back but as soon as she looks around being dead quiet and looking anywhere but at her?

“Was sex with your dad awkward?”

“Do you really think your husband is cute?”