What's the secret to otterpops then? They aren't weird or uneven when you freeze them.

A toothbidet! It's about time! I can't believe no one thought of it before. It's so obvious.

Not to be argumentative, but potato bugs are the most disgusting things on earth. [potatobugs.com]

My very favorite is simply called "Scanner" by Steffen Gerlach. It's a tiny program and is portable by default. Works on every version of Windows I've ever tried it on. And its display is the most intuitive I've seen. Try it out. I dare you.

"Exeunt" — ha ha ha. Great to know an English Literature Major isn't a complete waste these days.

What do you expect from a company called Ninnutendo?

Exactly! I had a similar experience recently with a few of my favorite blogs that are trying to force me to sign up for a Twitter/Facebook/Google account or else I won't be able to keep leaving high quality comments. How do these sites not realize that they are just shooting themselves in the foot?

I have two things to say about poison oak (which is also my mortal enemy).

We've all been staring at it for decades and someone finally realized the significance.

This comic pretty much sums it up I think. [bradcolbow.com]

Everyone knows the Jan Henkl Flank Pat System is the best way to find things.

At least they made up for it by using an even bloodier version on Steam.

I'm surprised it's even possible to write an article about this study without mentioning "catharsis." [en.wikipedia.org] It's not exactly new idea.

I am in my office, trying to stop laughing before I attract attention. Truly the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet.

Hmmm. I agree. That is a "total reach under."

Of course, everyone on Kotaku thinks this is the Kobayashi Maru and they just Kirk it.

The unnecessary, duplicate service logos belong on the Baldwin. Obviously.

I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head.

Why does my brain think that Jeff Bezos' face pasted on Alicia Silverstone(?)'s body looks just Kevin Spacey?

David Mitchell has some very profound thoughts about this topic ... and basically everything else important.