No way, that's obviously Steve Forbes.

In related news, access to Qwikster will be available exclusively through HP Touchpads.

The description for the Perlego Backup app says this:

Okay, so inspired by my own comment, and my great desire to avoid working on the stuff I'm supposed to be working on, I decided to try my hand at QWOP one more time.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Foddy never beat QWOP either.

Mmmm. "Apple Beef with Sichuan Fangguo." Sounds delicious.

Isn't Buzz Lightyear with Star Command? "Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command." Yup, that sounds right. Pretty sure Buzz Lightyear with Star Command. I could look it up but then I'd have no reason to post this comment.

I'm confused. This story and the next one about grappling hooks were both covered by Gizmodo days ago.

That iPad is recertified, right? So shouldn't it be orange?

I have two thoughts regarding this video.

This is the most compelling Apple promotion I've seen all day.

Can we please get Mark McKinney (of "Kids in the Hall" fame) to re-enact everything Eric Schmidt says?

I already know how this ends. It turns out Jason Patric painted it (whoever he is).

OR just install Firefox plugin NetVideoHunter [netvideohunter.com] which can grab all kinds of video and audio files without ever leaving your browser.

OR just install Firefox plugin NetVideoHunter [netvideohunter.com] which can grab all kinds of video and audio files without ever leaving your browser.

I clicked in to see neat a trick, and instead I saw a robot arm create art. I'm impressed. I would hang that on my wall.

Maybe there's another way to look at it. Instead of "throwback" or "failure," how about we treat DNF as the answer to a question, the solution to a puzzle.

@fredley1: Wrong!

I can't read the rest of this article because, based on the writing itself, it is clear that the author does not understand a healthy level of simplification. This is some of the most obnoxiously pedantic writing I've seen in a while.