@PATRICK SWAYZE 2.0: Enslaved played really well, in my opinion. Uncharted 2's platforming with a decent melee system? I'm into it. Loved the art direction as well as the concept. Did you play it? Heavenly Sword wasn't very good, I'll admit; but it's hardly a benchmark for Enslaved. Very different games. Vanquish…

Now it's the toss-up between Vanquish and Enslaved. Loved both demos, but can only get one this October. Might get Enslaved early, trade it in and get Vanquish on the 22nd.

This looks beautiful. My only wish was that they added a very (very) slight shudder to the animation, so it looks like it's hand-animated. I'm nowhere near an expert in this, so I'm unable to convey this in terms that make sense. SORRY KOTAKU.

I am suddenly very interested in Yakuza 5. Hope this isn't some kind of elaborate joke.

Last night I got so excited about this game, the police came 'round and asked me to 'quit it'.

@Dokushin: Thank you! It's 23:17 over here in sunny Scotland, so I'm going to do that right now! Night night everyone!

@icarus212001: He's probably more annoyed at the giant stick up his arse.

@HobbitGamer: Oh my God he looks delicioussssss.....

Ever since I was a child, I always thought that Super Mario's Yoshi looked particularly delicious. If I could eat any mythical animal, it would be a Yoshi. So when I saw lil' Super Mario Galaxy 2 gummi treats, I snaffled the wee Yoshi quick as a flash. Even in a gummi incarnation, the swine satisfied on deep,…

Never been a big Halo fan and this looks like more of the same. So why do I want to buy it? Witchcraft! Great video though.

@RomanForest: If you run blindly into each level swinging your weapon at random, you'll be fine. Just take your time and the game's not that bad. Crushingly difficult, frustrating and a complete bastard; but not that bad. You learn to live with it, if not love it. Haha DON'T GET IT. SAVE YOURSELF.

What is your Demon's Souls character naming criteria? I'll usually pick something fantasy-based but ridiculous like 'Galen Snowfalle' or 'Garfield Thunder'.

@Raso719: Nah, not buying it pal. This whole 'rape my childhood' (or as you put it, raped Dragonball) thing has to go. You can try and justify this obnoxious term as much as you like, and perhaps even try to champion yourself as a brave innovator of language; but it's an ugly term for an ugly act, no matter who or…

Isn't this the same template as the God of War collection? Surely they have to maintain some kind of consistency with these re-releases? Putting both covers into the one template seems fine to me. The cover's not what I buy the game for y'know? LOL UR JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

I'm loving El-Fuerte's design. They're all quite nice though.

@Raso719: That's fine then, you can miss use a term like rape as long as it's talking about a movie based on a video game.

@Raso719: Argh, quit using the rape term for a video game!

I think 'mad of beads' should be 'made of beads' there. Love these lil' things.

God I hate these tiny articles. Why post them at all? Looking forward to giving this my full attention after dinner.

I completed Shank last night, overall taking 3hrs. I can't see the unlockables being worth another playthrough. As much fun as it was I'm disappointed at its length. Anyone played through more than once? Unlockables decent?