Even if we're still amidst this 'current generation' of consoles, it's none of your business what someone does with their own property. That sounds like some kind of standard internet troll-patter, but who cares?

As a wannabe illustrator, I always hesitate to click on these threads as I know I'll never be able to accomplish anything as beautiful as these. Still, awe-inspiring stuff.

Like a really short Demon's Souls.

42 seconds of non-contextualised footage and it's written off completely. Good work, internet.

It's difficult to say I'm truly disappointed in Skyward Sword, it's as good a Zelda adventure as there's ever been.

It's a solid list of games. I love how folks are all "Where's THIS game though?" - Folks: It's Nintendo. They'll whet your appetite for GBA gaming and THEN we'll see Mario & Luigi, Zero Mission, Advance Wars, Golden Sun and Pokemon appear on the store. At a premium of course.

I'm truly sorry, but I'm afraid not. Haha

That is incredible, but Mario and Luigi look interested in something else entirely. Mario's birdwatching and Luigi is eyeing the buffet, it seems.

You are special, excel_excel! Believe it!

When I was in London a few months ago, I had my picture taken with Mario (the same one in the picture, the one on the left) - and even though I knew it was some guy in a suit; when he put his arm around me I honestly felt a really strange sensation. I got all excited and shook his hand afterwards, as if it was…

Whew, I've got £4.90 on my account and wasn't going to put any more into the store.

Hopefully I'll be able to grab this in the UK store. It's the only one I've never played. I shudder to think what it'll cost though. I'm going to say £3.60

Haha, Christ.

Any Scottish Kotaku member (Scotaku) already knows that the Internet is full of tubes. #ScottishJoke

When Kotaku praises a system's first original must-have title, it's a pretty exciting time. When the discussion threads immediately devolve into 'U R A FANBOI LEMME GUESS U HAV A PSP' - I've never wanted to be part of an online community less in my life.

Nah it's okay.

Well said, Ker-Plunkett - you're alright.

I'll buy the odd fighting game, play through the single-player with most characters, take it online a few times and get bored. You're right, I'm not the digital warrior you are; dedicating my spare time to the 'art of fighting games'.

Haha, calm down.

Being the cynical, bitter man that I'm am; I'm more inclined to wait until these are dirt cheap before I purchase 'em - but it looks like a lot of fun. That 3DS/Portal link looked dodgy though.