@Nethlem: Yeah but for real, what is your secret? Is it low reps, high weight? That's what I hear around super-gyms for the ultra-strong.

Looking good! I look forward to seeing this with my eyeballs.

I saw this due to morbid curiosity. It's a terrible film. There were some great opportunities to use the 3D effectively, but they never capitalised. I can almost applaud their dedication to 90's cinema and cliché though.

I can appreciate the difference between these, but until I can see it with my own two eyes; these kinds of pics are rather redundant. It's like when VHS tapes had adverts for DVD, telling you how crisp the picture was; you just had to take their word for it until you saw it in action.

@Nethlem: UR SO STRONG WAT IS UR SECRET?

I think I'm going to get back into Killzone II's multiplayer, in readiness for the third installment. I really enjoyed it first time around, only stopping to jump on the MW2 bandwagon - which killed my enthusiasm for online gaming. I'm going to do it, people. FORGIVE ME.

@Twyst3d: I don't know who you see about those three minutes. Maybe ask someone from the 90's about it.

More like Dead On Arrival, amirite?

"This is an okay video but why isn't 'blah blah blah' in the game?!" - ARGH SHUT UP THIS IS AMAZING.

@urbanGECKO: I'm not saying it sounds amazing, but what sounds like shit to someone might sound dope to others.

In high-school, I was forced to retrieve a rubber 'brick' from the bottom of the pool in my pyjamas. No joke. I'm a decent swimmer, so maybe try that. They'll be cool about it.

As a Scotsman, I laugh heartily at the term 'fanny packs'. We call 'em 'bum-bags' over here. So odd.

Look at those lil' brick sammiches!

Optimus Primal there, ready to find his zero point and get this shit STARTED!

Good for him. He's clearly proud of his accomplishment. I myself intend to create a Katamari-themed gaming room, where I am constantly rolled around a velcro room, collecting all kinds of objects. Then my girlfriend will evaluate the mess I've made. As usual.

@dgkz0idberg: Already on it. He won't escape your fate.

@FlameSama1: Well I wouldn't say bass was an instrument as such...

My little brother (age 10) started playing Guitar Hero from the age of around 4. He fell in love with it - and hungers after every new release. Last year he started guitar lessons due to his love of Guitar Hero and is magically managing to keep both hobbies in line. He's doing really well with his real-life playing.…

@MrMrScott: Ha! Nicely said, my man.

I truly despair for my Kotaku brethren as I browse these comments. A beautiful woman pulls amazing shit like this, and all the majority can do is "Meh she is teh chubbyz lol" - Good for her, I say.