Pretty hard not to project when every third word reminds us how much the mother is giving to the child. Financially and emotionally.

Don’t you worry. We’re gonna do an airlift to get you, your family and as much Holland’s Family Cheese out as possible.

When is Obama gonna wake up and do something about the spread of Christian Sharia in this country? We are under constant attack from these radicals trying to destroy our way of life and he’s busy making out with the Gays and giving healthcare to the poor. We need to man up and send ground troops into Wisconsin,…

In an ideal world, cultural appropriation would only be called out if it was someone who expressed something racist or discriminatory about another culture.

She’s just like “bitch imma just wrap my shit up in the American flag den. U mad?” EPIC EPIC EPIC shade. I fucking LOVE it.

I was a goth kid, and if my goth friends weren’t at school, I sat by myself. Sitting by yourself is really goth.

I wish people would stop appropriating other peoples tragedies for likes and retweets.

I’m very happy that someone turned this moment into a gif.

The Philly connection is making me think “MALL”

Good for you. I am going to try. I’ll say I was inspired by the wo/man with the awesome screen name

The way she folds her shirts has changed my life. The rest of my life may be a joke, but every time I open my drawers, I feel zen as shit looking at all those impeccably folded shirts.

This makes a lot of sense. Nice rugs should stay clean! Poor buddies.

Hey man, sometimes a rug can really bring a room together.

A transsexual woman playing a transvestite man who dresses like a woman. This is some Inception-level shit.

Now please let Amy Schumer and Bill Hader be cast as Janet and Brad and this remake will be soooooo awesome!

That reminds me that I love the fighting style they developed for Agent Carter. Unlike the acrobatics and dance moves that the Black Widows tend to use, Peggy is a straight-up street brawler.

Ugh, Fellow and I just saw Flash for the first time a month ago and could barely make it through the pilot episode. I’m sure part of it was seeing DD on Netflix and other high quality programming options off Network TV, which ruins anyone who attempts to watch something Network. But Jesus Christ it was bad.

A framed Down With Love poster hangs in my fancy, grown-ass living room. My husband and I danced to “Here’s to Love” at our wedding.

Such an underrated movie.

You get me. Simply the best.