Of course he was able to harass for such a long time; the light warning can take thousands of years to reach the earth.

Hardest of the hard core.

All my friends are dead of dysentery. :(

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

“Everybody’s taking our jobs!”

This is probably the type of guy who complains that there are too many strollers on 5th and 7th avenues and that (the horror) a couple brought a sleeping baby into a bar at 4pm. He also devotes 2 lines of his Yelp review on Union Market to the store, then six paragraphs as a social critique of Park Slope.

Also “nagging.”

Also don't forget the obligatory reference to mood swings. Poor thongs, women, slaves as they are to their menstrual cycles.

Never forget hysterical

Interesting thing about “bossy”: The GF has a 6 y/o daughter. When she was in Pre-K, the teacher said she was “bossy.” A year later her Kindergarten teacher said she had “leadership skills.” The difference? No - they are both women...but the Pre-K teacher is 55 to 60 while the Kinder teacher is mid-20’s. Interesting…

Imagine the adjectives which might be applied to a woman as publicly narcissistic and hostile as Trump. Also, equally unconcerned with truth. Or, perhaps more to the point: unable to distinguish any difference between telling the truth, vs. telling outrageous lies, and “getting away with it,” i.e. not facing any immedi…

Put enough Old Bay on anything and it becomes edible.

Make it before ... if he does it right tell him where to find it.

I’m also reminded of that Louis CK schtick about cuddling. To paraphrase poorly: if you do it right, she should high five you and go to sleep. If she’s cuddling it’s because you haven’t given her orgasms.