He's sadly passed on but Vincent Schiavelli is the perfect Jeff Van Gundy.

Stuart Scott: Forest Whitaker

This is the same reason I can't stand SNL: I feel suffocated by all the self-mythologizing and constant pompous references to history.

Woman poses, picture is chosen for cover, woman is scrutinized instead of the publication.

I am such a fan of the Beckhams for just being a cool family. I just want to be all 'This is how you do the celebrity family thing right!'

keep it together North! Love Harper

This outfit looks like something Donna Martin would have worn on 90210.

Dereliqke

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

And again, North West had a WONDERFUL time at the shows. Hey 'parents', maybe your accessory has a better time at home with her nanny?

I used to work for Cablevision in Massachusetts a long time ago. One day it came down from Corporate that we could no longer use voicemail. Turns out that ol' Jimbo had left a message for some Marketing exec and didn't get a return call quick enough, so he deemed that voicemail shall be wiped from existence. A few…

I understand that, as I said it was a silly joke. Please look through my history before you rush to judge my commenting however.

Who is Villalobos?

White people names.

Done. My night is done. I just laughed so hard at this. Its eyes look like they were cut and pasted in.

I imagine an opposing campaign ad would just show 30 seconds of him in Death To Smoochy

Franken did it in Minnesota, where they elected Jessie "The Body" Ventura governor.

There's no way he'd be able to even campaign effectively. Both his primary opponent and his general election opponent have 15 years of easily available ammo to use against him. And that's before they dig into his past which, in all likelihood, includes some things that Stewart would rather never see the light of…

take the under