She...isnt American though?

But not much less.

You realize, I hope, that she’s just trying to promote her book?

why do we cling to a fantasy where celebs have to be Besties? Some people just don’t get along. It’s fine.

You know, looking like a dude. Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

Nah. Most white people are great, flaws and all. Which is fortunate considering my mom and dad are white. Would’ve been awkward gathered around the dinner table otherwise.

NBCSN is in 80 million homes. ESPN is in 93 million. The difference is not that huge.

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

If you have to invalidate physics to justify your belief in a certain bra size algorithm, well, enjoy.

They are both delicious, but not the same! So you are using two awesome peppers on your pizza:

Though there is an “o”, supposedly.

GOD Bella seems so intolerable.

I’m sure the Leafs are pissed too. They wanted to lose to secure last place right?

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Er, most Protestants that I’m aware of also believe in Mary’s eternal virginity.

It’s so small he must be gay! Or something?

Wait what?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Wait, once every three months? Nope.