Did this start as a submission to Ask A Clean Person?

Honestly, I just don't need to see that. I feel like her actions are the equivalent of a pair of plastic chattering teeth, wound-up and placed in front of our faces, going off forever and a day. Zip it, lady.

but really, when is she not?

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

I am a Rangers season ticket holder. Reading this only further validates my decision to not spend any money at MSG during the games. If Obama was truly a socialist, there would be a special cage at Gitmo for Fredo Dolan.

Absolutely telling that not only does Dolan refer to his 21 years of sobriety (a point at which most people would have forgotten they were ever an alcoholic to begin), but then accuses someone who opposes him of being an alcoholic — misplaced self-righteousness is high on the list of dick moves.

So, some guy tells Dolan that he sucks at his job (can't argue with that based on the results) and Dolan counters by suggesting he's an alcoholic? Are we sure James isn't a Scientologist?

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

I doubt the rest of the English-speaking world recognizes the New York definition of "Respectfully."

From the article that I aggregated and included multiple links to:

(Wise Porato Chips have an Owl as their mascot)

"Fuck, the last time I was here I was being paid WAYYY less"

Could watch this stuff all day.

When in doubt, Busey it.

Does anybody know what the fuck "brewed the hard way" is supposed to mean? I literally have no clue what that phrase means. What is the hard way? Do they think brewing craft beers is easier? Any pickup-driving, open-carrying, moustache-hating dudes (and who are we kidding, obviously it's just aimed at dudes)…

Making the pumpkin peach ale thing even dumber: Just last week AB InBev bought a craft brewer in Seattle called Elysian, who made a pumpkin peach Amber ale called Gourdgia On My Mind.

he just bangs this thing like a railroad spike

When I was in college I worked at a large chain seafood restaurant that recently was sold. They have excellent biscuits. The name is a color and a crustacean.