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On the upside, with new roadway improvements on the N17, the Trail of Tears back to Westport and Castlebar from Dublin will be a wee more efficient today. God bless EU money to help get the Red and Greens back to their sheep faster.

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Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

After reading about how Randolph was treated, and his lawsuit, Betsy DeVos got angry and issued a new nationwide ban on college athletes having access to their medical records, saying, “If Mr. Randolph had never known about his earlier MRI, none of this would’ve happened. If they are never told they’re injured, then

On my FFB draft night, I took Zeke in the second round and declared to my draftmates that I believed that the league had somehow fucked up the entire endeavor of investigating the incident and that AT MOST, Zeke would serve a two game suspension. They thought that line of reasoning was both cynical and also awful

“Ppffftt!! When I tore my ACL, I repaired it myself with cat gut and the elastic from my underwear.”

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

It’s weird, because I did the same sort of thing this morning. My coworker tossed my set of keys to me, and I had to reach a bit to get them, but ended up dropping them and slamming my hand into the doorframe. I think I might’ve broken my finger...

Browns management are height supremacists.

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So Malcolm Tucker is the new director of communication? This is better material than what Spicey provided SNL.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

“Holding, offense, number 63, 10 yard penalty, repeat 3rd down”

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

“Complete dominance” by Team Sky, eh? You posted this three minutes ago. Team Sky broke and Froome lost the yellow jersey to Aru nearly an hour ago.

Man, I’ve never hit balls that hard even in video games, and dude does it without any effort at all. Never before have I seen a player more deserving of Mercy’s line to Roy Hobbs in The Natural—”Interesting, the way you mistreat a baseball.”

“Well, he popped that one u — holy shit it’s a homer...”

I used to work with a Kiwi, who’d be checking his local papers online over lunch, and I remember him showing me a piece about a bar fight in Auckland amongst a gang of 50-year-olds.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

1. Wears all black
2. Never shows his true identity
3. May be multiple people over time
Ergo, Lord Buckethead is the Dread Pirate Roberts