JFC.

You should read the other comments about the documentary because the article writer is 100% wrong. Unlike Tiger King, this doc gives the victims ample time to tell their story and juxtaposes their poverty with his wealth to show how shit like this happens.

Ah, just like that ole ditty, The Rains of Cats ‘n’ Mares.

Won’t somebody think of Christian Hackenberg? How is he going to support his family if he can’t suck at playing football somewhere??

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the Rams allowed that to happen, instead of adjusting, either by bringing in more defensive backs or just having Marcus Peters and Aqib Talib swap assignments on the fly.

Counterpoint: Compared to the flaming garbage I see on the rest of the internet every day this discussion struck me as downright charming, actually. These guys are far from “the worst” and in fact seem perfectly fine.

“Greta went into labor four weeks early and I missed the birth of our first child.”

This is why people hate soccer.

There are a surprising amount of Precambrian rocks around the World which haven’t been substantially altered since they were deposited. The Ediacaran isn’t even particularly old - geologically speaking - there are some PreCambrian sediments including fossil sand dunes that look exactly like those forming today; and…

The only time I’ve ever heard the word “uppity” used these days has been in its original racist context and usually followed by the N-word from my asshole uncle at Thanksgiving.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Ahh, thanks for dragging out the haters. I came here to bask in the glow of their rage and taste the salt of their tears.

God, I’m going to be insufferable.

Working on it

Not the first time Columbus has fucked over the locals

I bet it is real safe. Just wait for the whole seating area there to jump at the same time when their team scores a goal.

You are entitled to your wrong opinion. Mr. Meseeks is awesome.