My anxiety can’t handle this, man.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

As always, the lesson here is: Don’t ever try to have any fun in baseball, ever.

The Gang Pulls Off an Upset

Yeah, but game 4 of the series was even better. Really, really remarkable. Those basketball men from the C...s were really on top of things, while the ones from the C...s really struggled.

Let’s remember some calls.

.........is that gaelic? so that’s what the irish brogue is really supposed to be saying

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

That’s what I love about those McConaughey jokes. I get older, and they stay funny.

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

This is one of my all time favorites. The audio is the best part.

If only the victim had had a gun to protect her.

Holy shit. Also he looks exactly like T.Y. with that awesome hair going all over the place.

i must paint him

How are you getting juice out of a sewing machine? I would imagine that you would just get a bunch of tiny holes in your carrot or spinach or whatever. Maybe with tomatoes the holes would let some of the middle gunk that surrounds the seeds leak out, but it’s pretty viscous in there. Grapes? Maybe. Now a coconut to…

“Are they still paying him?” -- The Mets

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR