i'll take that bait! (i wasn't going to, but since you were so inviting . . .)

You forgot the whipped cream! Don't forget that part! It's important!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS STOP IT RIGHT THIS MOMENT

If this turns out to be, "I was raped in Uganda and all I got it's an ugly ptsd felicity haircut" I will go fucking ballistic.

Yeah, I derive from it the earth-shattering realization that women are *gasp* different and not, in fact, interchangeable wannabe wives and mothers.

Find allies at work who you can bond with. Be very careful, though, bc sometimes allies turn out to be snakes.

One of my friends said this was about Stand Your Ground laws, not racism and I almost exploded. Because those laws could not possibly have anything to do with racism. Oy.

Just persevere. I thought nothing would drown out a tone deaf "Awesome God" but the thought of cunnilingus did. ;D

Drug him? I wish I had advice, but my last boss would play the Christian radio station and sing along to it. It drove me nuts but I never said anything. I just started daydreaming about sex. Killed my anger thoughts.

I was going to post this if someone didn't. I guess Snakes on a Plane was more realistic than we thought.

I argued with someone on another Gawker site who called him "beefy" a few days ago. Have these people seen a single picture of him? He's the opposite of beefy.

I always try to avoid political arguments on facebook because I grew up in a conservative area and it takes too much energy to care.

I couldn't help myself when someone posted some crap about how "it doesn't take a medical examiner to see that Trayvon was bigger than Zimmerman and any martial arts expert knows what…

I like Instagram too, and I'm 45. :)

And I'm wrong because.....

You know, I was about to get really pissed off at all these posts talking about how evil the white lady jurors are. I mean really get offended at the notion that the jurors being women had anything to do with a shitty case presented and the overall tragedy on the incident.

In your post I kept reading "I..." "I..." "I..." And that's this is what we're trying to say. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. I't about about your whiteness and to stop pretending that just because you posses a vagina, that you are not complicit in a system that just said it's legal to be gunned down for being black. We're…

As a non-white woman who has been in feminist circles - this isn't a surprise. I've seen white women constantly give white men a pass for their awful behaviour while demonising non-white men and especially black men at the merest hints of sexism. Look at this site and its publishing of Hugo Schwyzers articles.The…

Hey, fellow Gen-X! It's okay...most of the millennials I know are pretty keen on advice and stories from their crazy Gen-X older sibs and friends. As we are the weirdly ignored generation, we have a chance to sorta skulk around the edges and be entertaining and maybe a little enlightening. Also we tend to bond over…

I would seriously LOVE to spend 5 years travelling. But I don't have the money, I like stability, and I'm terrified that I'd come back after 5 years and be ready to settle down/make adult money and no one would hire me due to being a wanderer for so long. Like, seriously terrified. I want to do crazy exciting things…

How cute is her little bob?!