Jesus god. Let me guess, you're white.

Lol sure, race is totally front and center. Like on Jezebel, where pubes are a biweekly topic of conversation, but immigration as a feminist issue comes around once in a blue moon. Or where the conversation about SAHMs revolves, still, entirely around rich white women and what they would and should chose, not about…

Yes I've had similar experiences. It's worse if I don't try very, very hard to instantly become good friends with my male friends' girlfriends. I studied film at university and was accused by a friend's girlfriend of trying to break them up because I spent a lot of time working on our film assignments with him. It's a…

What? Shoes have age limits? Huh?

Give me whore tops or give me death.

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I object! There are 22-year-old bellies that don't fit inside tube tops, and some 45-year-0ld bellies that should be displayed at every opportunity.

I'd like to add: Realizing Casual Sex Is Totally Cool, Even If You Don't Want To Have It.

Getting my first car was a big milestone for me. I was really poor for most of my adult life, and also a car fan, so when in my final year of grad school I got a car from a friend in good mechanical condition for $700, I was over the moon - I looked at it out the window before going to bed that night, and first thing…

Asking for your first raise.

Um, the "small town" she came from is the Bronx. Which is part of that little backwater known as New York City!

Hot naked men writhing around can never be wrong.

yes. my bedroom used to be painted sky blue and between the fluffy white bed, white carpet and white curtains in was like sleeping the sky. i loved it.

Brocade and dogs do not mix. I have an old stained sheet on my bed because they are positive this is a community bed. Jerks.

I heard she got them a fucking Mason jar candle. Who does that?

Pardon me, but how does one have marital relations on that without getting motion-sick?

The Resting Bitch Face is strong in this one.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

I always thought I was a freak growing up, because that is my exact ass. Petite, with a small waist, short limbs and a huge gravity defying ass. It was not an appreciated body type in the Waspy world I grew up in. At 23 or so I was skinny dipping with some friends and some guys we met on the beach, and one looks…

That is the first thing I thought! Her flat ass is the only thing Barbie and I have in common.