Seriously. When I was little, I never imagined Barbie as a teenager.

Reading NY Daily for Science is pretty much the same as reading Cosmo for Human Sexuality credentials.

Oh girl, jowls. I'm getting them too. Not cute and not something I want immortalized in a shitty photograph because someone couldn't take the time to get the right damn angle. Why am I camera shy? Because I'm surrounded by people who don't know how to take a fucking picture!

Being one who wasn't introduced to actual maple syrup until my late 20s I hear you. I am very particular on the syrup depending on breakfast food. To me pancakes need Mrs. B because true maple syrup is a little thinner and soaks into the cakes until my plate is a sodden mess. But waffles and french toast in all…

For one, we stop subsidizing the production of shitty fake foods. Secondly, we actually encourage real urban planning that focuses on livable communities where people have easy access to good markets and fresh products. Thirdly, we don't have bullshit laws that say that pizza is a "vegetable."

This is precisely why I make pancakes from scratch. They have about 4 ingredients and I pretty much always keep those things on hand anyway. Pantry space is at a premium; I'm not cluttering it up with redundant crap. I won't even get started on the maple-flavored corn syrup people try to pass off as maple syrup.

This is weird, because I have been eating a shit-ton of french toast lately. Love me my french toast.

Clinton was repeatedly accused of sexual harassment. His faults included harassing non-consenting women.

Thank you! I wish more people were aware of this. The whole "Oh, all he did was consensually sext with a few women! That's a matter between him and his wife!" is bullshit.

"I really want to be your friend!"

Edited to say: now that they've changed the picture, I see that "Anna's" eyes are blue, so this makes less sense, but they still look a lot alike.

And what about the millions and millions of vaguely cross-eyed kids out there?!?

Doesn't Disney get some credit for finally thinking of them?

Soooo, that's NOT the chick from Tangled?

Perhaps with some Benny Hill-esque soundtrack.

Am I the only one that despised both those two and almost everyone else on that show?

Yikes. All that smarm makes me feel inclined to start punching.

I wonder if NOW would tell Bill Clinton to go fuck himself if he wanted to come speak at a NOW event. You can bet not.

Vanilla. Imagine that.

I can't be the only one seeing this.

You really think it's a net positive that women have to leave work early (and it's acceptable) when it's a direct result of society expecting them to take on most of the burden of childcare? Women wouldn't be the recipients of the "benefit" of flexibility (actually a hindrance in terms of career development in many…