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dude. is this why no one ever wants to date me?

I think my problem with her is that she has a limited set of positive motives as well. I mean, I don't really have a picture of what Megan would do if she had a Saturday to herself with no work and no other major characters around. Don would get drunk and chase tail. Roger probably would too. I could come up with lots

I think it's cause the actress is shitty honestly. I think she is sleeping with her agent or something though, so you might get your wish!

"Never thought of this possibility before" is a good summation of the main problem with the discipline. It's like they start from the idea that "making babies" is the single determinant in the whole wide spectrum of human behaviour and then try to prove it with sloppy studies.

I don't hate cats either, but I do hate the feel of their tongues! SO SCRATCHY!

I'm glad someone has finally made a romantic comedy about four white thirty-somethings who are just tryin' to figure it all out, one mistake at a time.

We have the technology to solve those problems! :)

I think the existence of the South lets the rest of the country pat itself on the back about how forward and non-racist it is. I had a good African-American friend who grew up in the South and moved to Chicago as an adult, and she said she'd take Southern racism over the Midwestern brand any day of the week;

Agreed. My experience as a northerner is that we've all got the racism going about pretty rampantly here, so I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's just percolating in the South.

So can some girls! Not that I've ever come close to climaxing while going down on a lady or anything, of course...

"I don't need to give my woman oral sex! I just neg her!"

I'm in evolutionary neuroscience and genetics. I have friends in evolutionary psychology. These are people who have tried to argue to me that RAPE IS AN ADAPTATION. Um, no. In addition to that, they tend to oversimplify and categorize human behavior as identical to that of animals. This boggles my mind, particularly

i mean, humans have sex for pleasure. this is not in dispute. it's never been just because omg must get pregnant! they seem to be ignoring some very obvious facts of life. why would anyone want an orgasm? SO MYSTERIOUS. the more i think about this using, you know, logic and being a human, the stupider this gets.

That's what makes PUAs so stupid...they think that a woman would "justify" what she's "done" because no woman wants to get laid like they do? Pretty sure we all have sexual desires, folks. I don't think I've ever met a woman (except maybe grandma or something) who wouldn't agree with the statement "Sex does not equal

I think the problem with lines is, however, that no matter how funny or creative they are they still sound like lines.

I once got negged with "That guy [points to a guy he does not know is my friend] dared me to walk up to the prettiest girl at the party and ask for her number. Could you point her out?"

my brother's favorite pick up line is ... "so I'm not supposed to be talking about it, top secret confidential information and all... but you seem like the type I can trust... the company I work for {fill in fake company name here} is currently working on a time machine. No really, a time machine, the science is

I want it to be Melissa McCarthy.

But wouldn't it make you sad if all the sexy ladies of the world always insisted on wearing swimming mu-mus? This is what it's like to go to the beach and just see hot dudes in super baggy shorts. I respect people to wear whatever they want and wouldn't harass any specific person, but damn, it would be nice to see

Regardless of physique, I don't really want to see anyone in a speedo. Men's swimsuits do not have to be covering their knees, that trend's time has gone. But we sure should go back to celebrating a good man thigh.