As someone who has spent 13 years in the company of be-Speedoed men, I would like to put forth an alternative to the traditional weenie-strangler.

You know, I wouldn't have guessed this based on the backlash I got for compensating my female employees with gift baskets full of marshmallow fluff and Jolly Ranchers. They're all like, "Jobs are for making money for the FUTURE!"

But, but...they cast a black as Nick Fury, so, uh, you're being reverse racist and PC, and something to do with the First Amendment.

Ah yes. Because even at the moment of tragic death, women are really just there to look beautiful and sell shit.

I'm actually glad that Jez posted the pictures because otherwise I would have just gone to VICE to see what they were. I don't want to give VICE the page clicks for this disgusting photo shoot.

I hear you sister, especially when I'm three inches shorter, but I feel I'm like a bulldog sometimes.

Ha! Genetic fluke Italian redhead here. I absolutely understand this problem.

I cringe looking back on it, but in my younger, dumber, and significantly drunker days, I had more than my fair share of public fights with boyfriends. Because I have some kind of weird physiological inability to yell (whenever I am angry and attempt to raise my voice, it instantly turns into crying) I'm sure it must…

I think in most cases it's better to assume no one has reported anything. Once, a girl almost drowned at a lake I was visiting with my brother; the lifeguard shouted for someone to call 911, and for several moments everyone just kind of looked around... but then one person said they would, and then 2-3 more popped up…

The police are now investigating him.

I haven't done one of my dedicated gif days in a little while. I may have to see if there are enough of Cillian to make it work.

This looks like just another yuppy upper middle class white ladies with no foreseeable problems having a problem with something that's never a problem with anybody. And it looks boring. This is what happens when you take the stalker/rapist/abusive husband/etc. out of a lifetime movie. Just a lady who is so wimpy and…

I realized after the fact that it was risky, and believe me I am not a brave person at all, it was totally reactive. The girl just looked so terrified and i was afraid he was going to strike her, it was pure adrenaline kicking in. She was young and obviously afraid of this jerk, I wanted to drive her to the police…

Yeah, the equivalent of a "porn mag" for me would just be page after page of Cillian Murphy staring directly into the camera... I wouldn't mind nudity, but it's not essential.

I understand it can get worse when they're home but STILL it's not acceptable to stand still and do nothing. Many women submit to abusive partners because they don't believe in support from society. Intervening is supporting - even if it's just calling the authorities.

That's what I'm wondering... if this happened in a restaurant, wouldn't a waiter have seen or heard something? Or the host/hostess? Or a BARTENDER OR SOMEBODY? Wouldn't somebody be like, "Hey skeezenuts, take your hands of this woman's throat and kindly step outside FOREVER?" or other patrons? OR SOMEBODY? Or the…

Don't know, but the only reason I tolerate "pussy" is because the part of my brain that is still in middle school still thinks it's funny to say there are three pussys in bed: me and the two cats. Then later a cat jumps back up on the bed at inconvenient times and it's like, "Excuse me, but you're the wrong pussy." …

Well, the guy wasn't a tool, just an old dude. When Mr. maladysalady went to get insurance, the insurance guy insured my hubby for $100k more than me. Whe I asked why, he stammered and said, well, he's the man. When I politely pointed out that while my husband and i were in the same professions (therefore, likely…

Tweet from @feministkanye is the best: @feministtswift YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH CUZ AS A MAN I NEED TO STEP BACK AND LET YOU BE HEARD

I would like some of these "myriad" examples, please. Are any of them headliners? Are any of them about to have a movie made about them? If not then no, it really doesn't matter because they're still being marginalized. Nice try though.