Her thumbs up to the camera was great

“When are we getting the X-Men?”

Guy who couldn’t read either article is pretty sure people about whom he knows nothing are moneygrubbers.

Is it just me or does that sound an awful lot like the Stepford Wives?

I don’t have an iPhone, so this article really doesn’t apply to me, but I wanted to take this opportunity to say THANK YOU for posting a “X# of Things” article without making it a stupid slideshow. SO much nicer to just be able to scroll down and read everything as I go. Again, thank you!

Dude, it’s worth getting the shot just for the improved 5G reception!

Assuming the identity of the stranger, given Gandalf’s deep affection for hobbitfolk in LOTR, having the proto-hobbits being instrumental in his arrival in Middle Earth is a pretty cool idea.

What is your fucking problem, problem probarillo?

Greetings Tim the Enchanter.

I consider myself a Tolkien fanboy and overall I am very impressed. A lot of the people with hate-boners for this show don’t really care about Tolkien they just want to be apart of a culture war.

as will marrying for political reasons.  and marrying for money.  and marrying for any other reason, really.

Marrying for love in Westeros will get you stabbed in a hurry. 

“The Sandman Murders: This time it is personal!”

For those keeping track at home, that makes three unrelated projects that Peters tried to shoehorn a giant mechanical spider into, one of which succeeded.

I now totally want to see a movie where Gaiman is assasinating potential scriptwriters, directors and producers of bad Sandman adaptions like he is a contract killer (think Gross Point Blank).

It always cracks me up when these old villain groups just straight-up put “EVIL” in their name. Or like, “The Legion of DOOM” “The INjustice Gang” “The SINISTER Six”. Like, seriously who does that?

He directed 43 Always Sunny eps including "The Nightman Cometh", he's got my vote

I’ve liked Umbrella Academy, but there has always been a weird ... I dunno, lack of follow-through on its tone IMO. It generally does play things loose and comedic, to be fair: but every now and again it’ll kick off with something truly weird and crazy straight outta The Tick - such as the Big Bad who has a fishbowl…

Did John Carter change his name once he became a Mars scientist?  Did his parents know something?  Did he feel trapped by fate from a very young age?

I’m sorry, but I’m still stuck on “planetary scientist, John Carter”