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Gerry-OBrien
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You had me at D’Arcy Carden. 

Whatever you do, do not say “I hope you brought a warrant and a jackhammer, because the new concrete in my basement is reinforced and you ain’t getting those bodies out of there with just a sledgehammer.”

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

I hardly, if ever, recline my seat but I acknowledge people’s rights to do so. I also acknowledge people’s rights to ask the person in front of them to please not for some reason or another and it’d be proper etiquette to comply with the reasonable request. If you do recline, all I ask is you to do it gradually. Don’t

Didn’t even pick up on the coachroach thing. What an awesome detail.

It reads like a petulant teenager raging about having to dress like an adult for once. By all means, toss aside any sense of decorum you might have had, but don’t expect to be taken seriously if you’re not properly dressed for an occasion that would call for a tie.

I believe that this is, by far, the dumbest article that I have ever seen on Lifehacker.

Pro Tip: Just because it’s a Canadian Goose doesn’t mean it’s as friendly as a typical Canadian. Don’t let the name fool you.

Once I saw multiple Kinnears, it was impossible not to want to see this.

For starters, we cannot advise smirking and laughing like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

Based on a quick skimming of this, the reviewer isn’t really in to Marvel movies.

Personally, I can’t wait until scrotes like you realize they don’t have to comment on every thread of something they don’t like.

Mrs. F.: “He wears a clip on tie! His whole life is a fraud!”

I’ve watched the three episodes that are out, and it’s not great, but it’s worth watching just for Matthew Goode as Robert Evans. He steals every scene he’s in.

When asked for comment, Jim Beaver responded “Idjit”

“Our kids have to go to public school!”

Milana Vayntrub is to Squirrel Girl what Ryan Reynolds is to Deadpool, calling it.

Pffft. The ones Frank Herbert wrote are good fun. God Emperor is a hoot.

WEAR YOUR DAMN MASK PROPERLY

At least there is symmetry.