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“Go fuck yourself.”

This country is as divided as it’s ever been, excluding all those other years where there was actual Civil War and National Guard troops having to enforce integration decrees and nationwide rioting after the assassination of major public figures and Tories against Rebels and that time they ran in Army tanks to bust up…

It calls into question why the Bulls never went back to Boston to see if they could get a better package. Maybe they knew Danny wasn’t really into getting Butler....

Deadspin party line #1: Lebron is a basketball god who can destroy worlds and feed off of the suns energy

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Any Drunmk Uncle openings?

1. Two black coaches squaring off against eachother in the Finals? Not on my watch.

I made the trip to Indy with my dad for his birthday bucket list event. While walking out, a guy says, “I can’t believe a damn Jap one the race. Shoulda been one of the other top guys”.

I watch way too much anime for someone my age. I understood a lot of that because they were pretty much using 1 or 2 words at a time. One I picked up was kami. Which translates to a higher power/god. I wish I could have picked up the context in which it was used, because I’m about 95% sure it wasn’t something like omg.

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I missed the race. But as a Paul Tracy fan, watching Helio & Roger miss winning another 500 warms the cockles of my heart. Congrats to Sato. And “eff” that Denver Post reporter.

Odor’s necklace rotation alone puts this one at a higher level.

Seeing Castroneves drive UNDER Dixon while he was airborne AND the photographer who ducked under the impact of the fencing is a crazy amount of luck on everyone’s part. Sweet Jesus, this could have ended terribly for so many people..... glad Dixon is out talking to reporters, and is OK!

Because “horrible, ignorant, disgusting, worthless piece of shit human being and disgrace to the human race whose miserable, nasty, callous existence lasted way way way too long” doesn’t really fit in a headline. “Republican Senator” is acceptable shorthand for that.

The Lakers should pass on him, get another top tier pick, then play hardball on the trading floor with the 76ers after they pick him and he lets them know he’s going to refuse to play for them.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.