Can you show me the part where I mocked the person’s mental illness? Just post it below.

an increasingly senseless, distorted reality that eventually collapses into an overlong hallucination of the shittiness of humankind.

Kapernick hasn’t been added by a team because he’s a human turnover. If the dude was good they wouldn’t care what his politics were he’d play. He made the mistake of not being good enough to carry that media circus around a locker room with him. Players don’t like being asked about other players in this type of regard…

This is a downer.

That said, I am a shitty friend. Just not GRRM’s.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

May I suggest Roady McRoadface Highway?

The fact that his name isn’t already a household name with casual American sports fans is big indictment of Fox’s inability to market soccer.

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

This might be one of those rare times when grownups and professionals joining in on a meme from the teens works out to everyone’s benefit

This is....jaw-dropping. Can you just IMAGINE if someone from the Obama administration had given an interview like this? Too bad the Venn diagram of Fox News watchers and New Yorker readers looks like a breast enhancement gone wrong, because this is GOLD.

So Steve Bannon does yoga?

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Spieth: [walks past caddie, attempts nut slap]

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.

“Whether it works or not, one thing is clear: Carmelo Anthony is willing to do anything to leave the Knicks.”

What a condescending article from the website that incorrectly declared the loss an “upset” a couple hours ago.

Lol uh, have you ever seen the kind of stuff Ali said about Frazier? Or seen/read about nearly any other pre-fight shit from back in the 70s or 80s? Go watch vidoes and see what Tyson had to say before his fights. It’s always been this shitty, just now on a much bigger scale.