Say what you will, but that orangutan is a huge improvement in Indy. He surely wouldn’t trade a first for Trent Richardson.

And then someone will get tired of all the time it takes, and create a macro that does it all based on RPMs and speed.

Technically: 🖕🏿🖕🏿

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

I think he shows a ton of promise as a distributor who can keep defenders honest because he has great range. But I have to admit Kentucky’s Fox seemed far more dynamic in their recent matchup, and it made me wonder if he has the athleticism for the next level.

He also got the Panthers to the NFC Championship Game in their second season of existence. I’m surprised he didn’t get the Colts to hang a banner for that too.

“Scummy” lawyer??? For legitimately arguing that it’s not super unusual for someone with money to buy 4 ounces of pot at a time for personal use?

Dime Bags Two For One

WE MUST ELIMINATE ALL JOY.

Dude, it’s 2017. Get your “facts” out of here.

Apparently he dismissed my comment, but concussion rates in rugby are much higher than they are in football. The only reason it doesn’t get more attention is because no one watches rugby in America.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

I think there’s a real opportunity for automation-assisted throwbacks like this going forward.

Etchemendy, who is stepping down as provost next week

Meh. I’m usually not a fan, but I kind of dig this. Standing up for the young dudes. I thought Wade’s comments were much, much worse than this, and I’m glad he got called out for it. Dude barely ever plays defense anymore, and doesnt seem to be making much of an effort to be a mentor, and then blasts all of his…