You mean the tweet? Deadspin don’t have any rights to that video. So that have to share it in this form. They can’t modify it.

Good joke! Except, Kompany is a millennial...

It’s amazing what a couple more games does to change perspective.

Ummm, when bad asses from the north venture south, they get murdered in dramatic fashion. 

There are criminals on twitter who post a version of this gif that stops before the tail deflates. 

Joe Gomez is a hero for not covering his nuts.

It’s not an attractive car. That elevated front 3/4 view is about the only view that looks just-ok. 3/4 from the back at eye level, you know where you’d actually look at this thing IRL, is hideous.

There was a video on youtube a while back the looked like Thomas the Tank but was about a murderous train that some dude implanted his sons brain into, or something creepy along those lines.

You’re getting in to the DeGea conversation when you start talking about how keepers can over-perform xG. Last year, the numbers were staggering for DDG.

ehhhh. You play who you’re given. It’s not like Liverpool are rigging the draw. City had a favorable draw as well and still managed to not make the semi’s.

It’s crazy just how bad 3-0 is, as opposed to say 3-1. Liverpool are going to need to score three goals at Anfield and not concede any in order to have a chance. Which means, TAA is probably going to play. Whcih means defensively, Barca are going to have chances and you’d expect to at least nick one goal, ending…

I think the better argument here is that 3-0 is not an accurate depiction of the two teams performances. The score should have been 4-1 because the Salah miss and the Dembele miss were egregious. But in the end, none of that matters. Stats don’t matter, feelings don’t matter. Only the score. 

Came for the Haisley reference.

Fair enough.

I remember Tim Thomas being pretty good in the playoffs? Maybe?

This years finals are going to be interesting. Jones at San Jose is due for another melt down behind a squad that should be favored to win the whole thing.

I think we need Ballaban from Jalopnik to weigh in on the level of fraud ness this Islanders team is for potential being swept (after sweeping the Pens) by a WC team.

The Spanish in general (not just the catalans) aren’t exactly happy with tourists from the UK in general, forget about the assholes doing their best hooligan impression.

Is this reporter for real? I can’t find a parody tag anywhere.

He’s a mega-talented version of Zac Rinaldo.