That looks a bit like...

SERPENTINE, BABOO! SERPENTINE!

Your dog initiated play with you by sneaking up behind you, biting your leg hard enough that you would need stitches, and shaking the shit out of it? I don't think you ever got the right exposure to how a dog should act.

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

That's dogs owner should be put down, too. Not really, maybe a good nutsack punch would do it. Seriously though, most of the time asshole dog = asshole owner.

I love this. It's not like the cat is even just randomly going after the dog; it actually stops to check on the kid before it goes back after the dog. What an awesome cat <3

live that down? Not for long...

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

I have a feline that this dog will not be back.

Thanks bro

Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down.

Hell no that isn't sad. That dog attacked for NO REASON. It's only sad when the dog was protecting someone.

Carroll Shelby "claimed" he found a bunch of missing VIN numbers in a chicken coop for more of his Shelby Cobras. He just bullshitted that so he could continue building crazy-awesome cars without having to modify them for newer safety design standards.

MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

It fits the elements - the taking of property from someone's person or presence by force or fear. Traditionally, there would be an additional element of intent to permanently deprive the person of the property, but California doesn't have that requirement. Sounds like he might be dealing with an assault charge as well.

Well, you may not classify it that way, but his actions fit the definition of robbery perfectly. He took someone's property through force or intimidation, period. That's robbery. It's only "attempted" because she got it back.

Top Gear Ethiopia - unwatchable. A solid hour of driving around looking for food. No substantive car reviews at all.