I've always wanted one of these. There is something about those doors. Reminds me of the tailgates on 1971-76 GM station wagons.

This is likely the quote you were thinking of...

"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific." — Michael Caine [regarding Jaws: The Revenge]

I don't think the clearance signs are much of a priority when trucks aren't allowed on that road at all. A minivan with a bike rack should be the tallest thing on that road.

Well... it fits under there now.

I made it 29 seconds in before I had to turn it off. Doesn't bode well for serialized television show.

So plastic surgery is fitness?

Horrible dogs are a product of horrible owners.

Shelby completion/continuation cobras.

Aliens.

Archaeology: The study of human activity in the past. Unless it was a bummer, then just leave it be.

Same as always. Trying to fellate myself.

His point is that he thinks he is smarter than all climatologists and the peer review system combined.

Unfortunately, this scenario means that Floridians will spread into the other states. Like a pestilence.

I... I can't do it anymore. This entire thread was a joke. Did you really think I confused Peter Boyle for a Muppet?

1. Frankenstein

Frankenstein was played by Gene Wilder. I'm pretty sure Frankenstein's monster was played by Truman Capote.

Telly Savalas played Raymonds dad.

Wrong. I'm fairly certain its Lew Zealand.

I'm pretty sure it is Gene Shalit.