I've always wanted one of these. There is something about those doors. Reminds me of the tailgates on 1971-76 GM station wagons.

This is likely the quote you were thinking of...

"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific." — Michael Caine [regarding Jaws: The Revenge]

I don't think the clearance signs are much of a priority when trucks aren't allowed on that road at all. A minivan with a bike rack should be the tallest thing on that road.

Well... it fits under there now.

I made it 29 seconds in before I had to turn it off. Doesn't bode well for serialized television show.

So plastic surgery is fitness?

Horrible dogs are a product of horrible owners.

Shelby completion/continuation cobras.

I would have never seen this or knew that artist's story without an idiot finding it unsuitable. Thanks for inadvertently giving her a much wider audience. #streisandeffect

This would make the saltiest sailors quesy.

I would like to buy a beer for the person that conceived of this.

If I make it to 93, I might just go out the same way.

When presented with these options, how can people not choose the most ridiculous? I'm disappoint in the number of people who tookthis CNN poll seriously.

Vicar's In Trouble? Kinky.

How much willI need to drink to forget I read this/remove mental images?

I would wish them a long life together, but they seem to collect heart attacks. Enjoy your time together.

If California falls into the ocean next year, I'll assume Toyota is run by wizards.

Everyone must own a blackpool hooligan at one point in their life. I hope this is will be my chance.