This type of selfishness is what got us into this problem in the first place.

"I don't have the time to do the research on it though."

I recommend we react to climate change now, in the form of putting a giant fence around florida.

Just because the world is warming doesn't mean Antarctica is not still below freezing. Higher temperatures elsewhere cause more evaporation, which puts more moisture into the atmosphere. This moisture can precipitate out over Antarctica, and add to the ice, which is beginning to slip away from the continent on which…

Unfortunately, this scenario means that Floridians will spread into the other states. Like a pestilence.

What's not said in current press releases is that a series of dire future press releases is planned, in order to "break the bad news to the world" incrementally.

Whether you believe in man made global warming or not, one thing is certain. Sea levels are going to drastically rise in the near future. So society needs to stop spending billions on infrastructure along the coasts. Especially projects to hold back the water. Just move inland instead.

This makes about as much sense to me as the original quote from Shia LaBeouf.

Let's not bother the little ladies with facts and figures, folks.

HEY. That is a really cool looking car.

The weird part is that will.i.am wasn't even flying anywhere that day. He just likes to hang out at airport lounges.

If the arctic ice melts you're right, and we're golden. The fact that Antarctic ice is mostly on land means our children and grandchildren are monumentally boned.

The West Antarctica ice sheet is on land.

I'm sure you will hold your position and keep pointing that camera steadily the next time a MiG comes towards you to drop a bomb where you are.

"Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now, but I don't think I'm going to believe that 'til I can gnaw on their skulls with my very own teeth. Fuck those people, huh? If they're out there, I'm going to find them, and I'm going to gnaw on their skulls. Because it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me."

Avery Schreiber, right?

Oh, man, that's a relief. For a minute I thought the drugs had reformatted my brain, cause I wasn't sure how I could have possibly forgotten Jeffery Tambour having been in that movie! Now if I could just do something about all these damn bats.

You should also wear a seatbelt when backing up.

Maybe the ones who will be victims of it in the future because we culturally refuse to address it, too.