Coincidentally, this is how I clean out my urethra too.

I got this one.

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You can bill your time for showing human decency to and/or feigning interest in women, PoC and LGBT folks.... That doesn't strike you as problematic?

The fact that by identifying that some people are "diverse hires" you're putting people into categories and othering them. This memo doesn't say "consider how you view culture, race, gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc. when interacting with coworkers." It doesn't say "spend time with coworkers you haven't met…

The Folsom Street Fair is fetish street fair that happens in San Francisco every year. I worked on Folsom street so every year I got to walk through it. There's a lot of muscle guys in leather and old guys with something injected in their balls to make them look huge, stuff like that. The grossest thing I ever saw…

i have a twofer: at the Delancey St subway station, both these incidents occurred. either one is not really noteworthy, but a week apart, on the exact same section of platform at the same station, i was amazed.

OH FUCK.

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

I always consider a meal a success if I just end the meal without food all over my tits.

and charge them the race entrance fee.

Punishment is banning from future races.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

I would be interested in learning whether the difference between rich and poor lifespans is less drastic in countries that provide universal health care.

Yes! In fact, this pretty much fits with the literal (not legal) meaning of the term False Imprisonment.

This isn't entrapment, but only because there isn't a crime at all. Entrapment would have been if they'd gone home together and the cop had been the one pushing for the two of them to have sex. Talking about having gay sex isn't a crime (and even if it were, this wasn't nearly up to that level unless we're going to…

"I was bested in combat by a fucking duck" seems to be the sort of thing you'd want to keep to yourself.

In a statewide telephone survey, students queried more than 454 registered Texas residents of voting age from March 6 to April 3. In the survey, 41 percent of voters classified themselves as Republicans, 17 percent said they were Democrats, 31 percent said they were independents and 9 percent claimed some other party.

Homophobes can never conceive that they might know gay people who they know to be actual humans, worthy of love or respect.

Should have worn the Lizzie Caplan suit from Mean Girls