Dude, that is totally not Rob Riener either.

I would have never seen this or knew that artist's story without an idiot finding it unsuitable. Thanks for inadvertently giving her a much wider audience. #streisandeffect

This would make the saltiest sailors quesy.

I would like to buy a beer for the person that conceived of this.

Forests and plots of timber for farming are not the same thing.

Parking a car on a solar panel seems like an inefficient use of solar panels.

If I make it to 93, I might just go out the same way.

When presented with these options, how can people not choose the most ridiculous? I'm disappoint in the number of people who tookthis CNN poll seriously.

I don't know of any bank that takes hookers or hotdogs.

And now it has learned to kill the guy who put him in the jar.

I'd blow it all on hookers and hotdogs.

I tried to avoid the 'H' word (because it doesn't actually mean anything), but people like you are the reason they still exist.

Just don't go into debt on this expansion. I imagine this will just dry up one day. Fickle princesses are fickle.

I'm split on this one. As a long-time bike commuter, I evangelize the merits of people biking. I'm also slightly concerned with an increase of amateur chumps in my way.

Keep typing. It's starting to work.

My use of sarcasm was not related to me 'kidding.' It was related to the fact that I think you're a moron. That was your second reading comprehension failure in our increasingly stupid conversation.

There is a chucklehead in this thread that will demand notarized proof. It's probably best to just ignore him.

You're the big winner here. Hold your head high champ.

I give up. Perhaps you can ask the ticketing officer in the future.

As a long-time bicycle commuter, I can assure you, there are no situations.