I would wish them a long life together, but they seem to collect heart attacks. Enjoy your time together.

What a coincidence. I store burritos in my cheeks too.

You're right. It's my fault.

Did this recording really need audio?

It is also where they filmed George Romero's Day of the Dead.

If California falls into the ocean next year, I'll assume Toyota is run by wizards.

Fuck you too.

No shit. Seriously, fuck this ad.

Everyone must own a blackpool hooligan at one point in their life. I hope this is will be my chance.

Ladies, if you're going to belch, keep your hands from away from your mouth. It may be chunky and you don't want to dirty those calfskin gloves.

Years ago I met a 98 year old man while working for an ambulance service. His advice:

150 years in the future, reenactors will fly vintage drones like we do today with battles of the civil war.

In America, our local self-defense organizations are just fat old men in Army Navy surplus store fatigues.

Tobacco is a plant. Nicotine is a drug. They are doing their job here.

You're right. It isn't entrapment. It smells a lot more like felony kidnapping on the part of the cute cop.

Balloon releases are just an advanced form of littering.

Walking Dead show runner Scott Gimple.

Maybe you should step away from the internet for a bit. Some time away might help you realize there is no merit in being a giant cunt.

My wallet always falls between the couch cushions. Did they check their couches?

Bone claws. Enough said.