I think Terrelle Pryor knows a guy who could help you.

No a Marge Shott shot was Jagermeister

It was for eating all his vegetables. What a good boy!

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

If Olivia Munn wants to play tit-for-tat I’m available.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

Could they just fuck already ? Not these two players, these two entire organizations.

Am I reading this right, insofar as they are so eager to be seen to be doing the right/proactive thing on domestic violence that they are overruling their own investigators, even when they recommend no action?

There was an interesting Real Sports segment on Frances.

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

Every time I look at Kushner, this is the first picture that I think of.

He looks ok in his profile picture at least:

they’ll have their money and their good looks, but the respect of virtually no one.

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

Nuclear war with North Korea needs to hurry the hell up and get here already. This whole “living” thing fuckin blows.

I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

I’m done with pro sports. As with everything else that’s good in the world, once people figure out how to make vast sums of money off it it turns to shit. High school basketball is way more fun to watch anyway.

Better idea: