For any/all future Penn State posts for all time, can everyone from all planets, ethnicities, ages, and (trans)genders make the following assumptions:

Watch the Warriors hold a parade for unity, in DC, and trump the shit out of our President with 1mm people participating.

If Donald feels so strongly that professional athletes should stand for the anthem or be fired, he should buy a professional football team. He would earn billions making all those deals great deals he makes. Really great deals!!!

The Warriors just drew the line. No other professional sports team will cross the line and visit the White House with Trump in office. Mark it. ✔

The Warriors just drew the line. No other professional sports team will cross the line and visit the White House with Trump in office. Mark it. ✔

I see what did there. You took one the most beaten down Jeter stories about fruit baskets and fucking hot women and combined them into one lame sentence. Brilliant! see Sipowicz above...

Reasons #13 & 14

“Tom Brady, the Gwyneth Paltrow of sports...”

From Al’s days of stomping on a player’s head, coupled with her success in groin kicks... they sound like a lovely couple.

Conversely if you’re a woman that jogs & shits on your neighbors doorstep, while they’re home nonetheless, you’d get arrested... where’s the justice?

Mr. Carrasco- mucho dinero in a charity auction....especially if they can close out in the post season. Very fun. Well done!

One of several false narratives is that Canelo won 1-3 and 9-12...he didn’t. He may have won 2/3 on each book end. That is the most Canelo deserves. GGG hunted down every round. How much time did GGG spend against the ropes? None.

Adalaide Byrd......

Fresh eyes and wallets were watching tonight and boxing was hijacked again.....

I’ll be in the minority here...and say fuck this kid.

The more amazing angle, if the early stories are accurate, is that the hedge fund Brigade Capital($18B assets) some how allowed this bullshit business to pass due diligence. They will lose significant assets based on a shitty lil $2mm investment. Somebody’s in trouble!

More like Colonel Sanders.... she’s actually clumsy as fuck behind that mic.

Francona.

He’s an addict...with an addict brain. Addicts don’t think right.

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