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Pete Franklin Is Bored By Your Babble
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Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

The clip of them all running toward him with huge smiles on their faces is actually pretty sweet.

Which athlete is sponsored by New Balance?

As a Warriors fan who isn’t a tech-bro I kindly say fuck you. At least LeBron stands up for something instead of a Food Truck line for overpriced and mediocre cuisine. Gentrify Alabama please.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

I’ve always believed that Trump is quite stupid. I’m now beginning to seriously consider the fact that he’s Bat Shit Crazy.

Luke warm take: Knicks will be better simply by moving on from Anthony, possibly as soon as this season. Thunder did not really give up anything they could use in the playoffs to gamble on Westbrook and George being enough for Anthony to decide he will be Olympic Team Melo (at least down the stretch and in playoffs).

Maybe Trump will deport Kanter for being mean to his autocratic friend/investment partner.

0% percent chance Kanter opts out of his $19 million in 2018, and isn’t it a 2nd rounder in the deal? I doubt McDermott opts out either, as I don’t see him being in the league otherwise.

OKC knows you can’t have a team offensive usage rate above 100%, right?

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Any word on whether or not the guy who got tagged out was good in Little League? Been Googling profusely, and I’ve got nothing. Maybe ESPN has some old video footage or something?

Here for all the shitty “gift basket” takes.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Sturgeon’s Law. Ninety percent of everything is crap. Things always seem worse compared to the good ol’ days because we forget the old dross while the current is right there in our face.

We, as a society, have missed out on an entire decade of “Tom Brady is dumber than a box of rocks” stories and I feel robbed.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Lying about being in the WNBA is the perfect lie, who would ever know?

This is a bad take

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.