Yeah, it’s enough to make you throw up.

Jets Camp

Ranking of writers who deep down hate their readers and secretly are trying to punish them:

Side note: one of my favorite things to see in sports is the pitcher who doesn’t even bother to turn around after giving up a giant dong.

Bowles: For the last time I don’t walk to talk about it. Let’s change the subject. Next question please.

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.

“Not just for Cruise Ships anymore!”

RIP, Glen.

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

“...when I was at Nebraska...”

“You look like shit today” can be accurate and disrespectful.

I feel bad for Dykstra...He took the over at 56.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

DAMMIT

As long as there is a shark involved, I’m in!

If failing a test for banned drugs means guilty, and not failing drug tests proclaims innocence... then yes I suppose that’s exactly what I’m saying.

The fastest human of all-time loses his farewell race to two Americans, including the dirty anti-Bolt named Gatlin.

One source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Cutler is “really struggling to leave his family.”

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.