Leo Jackson: Expert

WHOA THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS

Super Premium Babe now retails for $1,650.00 USD?

No, I am better at Jenga than this cat.

Or the best, if that's your kind of thing.

Yeah, usually in those kind of psychological experiments you GET paid for your participation.

I am so sure that already exists. So sure that I googled it, actually. And it does.

LISTEN UP, WORLD. I want to host a prison party.

This is the most expensive, least comfortable movie experience I can think of. Unless there was a package where you could actually watch OITNB in a prison cell.

Antebellum chic: Normcore edition

Accessories are important.

I would've categorized "Hitman" as general labor.

The Daily Prophet Mail LIED??

Kreacher. That's why Sirius always bothered me, at least.

You'd pick Sirius over Fred?

But seriously she could have saved an entire character. And the obvious choice is Fred Weasley.

Sweis... Weiss...?

I could say a lot about Bryan Cranston's badonkadonk.

I personally like "No" for that purpose.

Choose Your Own Adventure: Rape Edition