Choose Your Own Adventure: Rape Edition

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

"Emily, did you sleep with Dean McDermott?"

Legally illiterate?

The moving image is called a gif. Just google search for the kind of gif you want (rolling eyes gif, mean girls gif, dancing gif), click on it, and then copy the link. Then just paste it into the comments bar like you'd paste an image. Have fun gif-ing!

But I'm taken aback even myself because she's so pretty. … I didn't know all that was underneath is what I'm trying to say.

I hate to disagree with Oprah, but I cannot get on board with that wallpaper. It is literally the set of Arsenic and Old Lace.

'She was a horrible decorator. Money cannot buy you taste. She would put plaid with stripes and all sorts'

Imma let you finish, Katy Perry, but "Blow" is the best music video of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Photoshop before photoshop?

Yeah the great thing about being a grandparent is swinging into town, hugging the kids, and not having to do any actual parenting.

My grandparents are not interested in helping me postpone children.

"If you think I'm ugly, you should see my sister!"

I marked my calendar for this. Now I'm going to have to figure out which channel is Fox News in LA.

"Compassion for victims"

well i clearly need another coffee

Typo! *Manual

Men: they speak English, too.