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I posted here a few weeks ago about taking in my dad’s cat after his sudden passing. Well, kitty is settling in and has turned out to be a super sweet old boy. Mr. BSE and kitty are BFFs already and he likes to share the couch with me. I think my dad would be happy his cat is happy in his new home.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Hey Jezzies! June 30th marked six full months of non-drinking for me. It’s been much less of a struggle as time goes on, but then a series of unfortunate events will happen that humble me and show me how much of a journey this still is. Take today, for example. I decided to take a solo hike to get some fresh air and

Sorry, Patrick Morrisey is absolutely wrong. Of course states should “vote with their wallet” in banning state funded travel to states that implement heinous policies.

Shelter Cat Update!

Yall are getting a lot out of such a boring relationship. Wake me up when she lotions up his dragon tattoo or something more interesting. 

Because she’s still their grandmother and they love her. Acknowledging someone’s faults so you don’t repeat them doesn’t mean that you stop loving them.

They’ve been pretty clear from the beginning that their beef isn’t with the Queen. It’s with the British press, the people in the palace working behind the scenes and

Shelter Cat Update!

Don’t watch it if you don’t want to but this take lazy and dead wrong. This show was about the women, not the men. If you are talking to men who think Don Draper is some kind of hero, that’s on you for hanging out with assholes.  Way to let someone else do the critical thinking for you.

Shelter Cat Update!

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Louder for the moms in the back: who is really benefiting from us being numbed and drunk? It ain’t us.

At the beginning of the pandemic, I mentioned amongst a friend group (where I am one of the few childless members) that I found the wine mom culture and memes super disturbing. I grew up in a household ravaged by addiction that extended back several generations, and it feels very much so like choosing to laugh at an

Shelter Cat Update!

RIP Olympia Dukakis! She was a fantastic actress and this was sad news.

While I believe that celebs should not release anymore makeup lines because they refuse to make them affordable, Cardi is the LAST CELEBRITY who should have one. Her disparity of Transgender people and drag artists is awful — and she is still unapologetic about it — and both parties deserve to buy from someone who

I shouldn’t have to point it out but : being a virgin does not inherently indicate you have problems with your sexuality.

Shelter Cat Update!

My dog has been sick. She’s a senior. I’m worried that she may be dying. We’ve been visiting the vet, so I don’t need advice. I just need a place to say it. I’m a wreck and I’m trying to be strong for my dog. It’s so hard to keep it together. 

I mean, the majority of these goblins are in their forties. I think Rae is the only “fresh” thing at that table to begin with”