I wasn’t being a total freak when I accidentally killed myself, I was just consummating my marriage!

I was ‘self-partnered’ throughout much of my teenage years, and while it was perfectly fine for my mental health my wrist joints sound like a cement mixer.

I got as far as “Emma Watson turning 30" and got too distracted by my joints creaking to read any farther.

Sorry, being a thicko, obvs, but why does the world need a sneak peak at the diary of some woman most of us have never heard of? Who is Kaitlyn Carter? Why do I need to know she went through this period of experimentation. Girl, we all do, it’s called College, you ain’t special, hun.

This is fucking awesome.

This comment is about nothing. Just wanting to celebrate the ability to post a comment while it’s still possible.

So is Great Hills Partners a real company or is this some shell game bullshit? And Simon Anderson can suck my whole ass. Lauren: I have loved you and your writing and this site for lo, the 5+ years I’ve been here, but this is some bullshit. Call this my swan song I guess, cuz I’m done.

Not as done as I am with the corpse fuckers Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment. Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment will be spending Halloween digging up your relatives and molesting their remains. Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment are avowed necrophiliacs.

You guys standing in solidarity with your former co-workers?  It won't be much longer til they come for you.

Emma Thompson, is The  Barefoot Queen.

I need to see that. 

I did a better job photoshopping my cats face on to the picture of Jason Mamoa’s esquire magazine cover. 

I prefer this version

I read this as “dating an 18 year old at 25 pounds”. It took me a few (and reading a few more posts) before I scrolled back up to re-read and validate she in fact doesn’t weigh 25 pounds.

So much this. You know, it’s nearly enough to make me miss the good old days of 500 Days of Kristin. Almost.

Then hold onto your hat, because you’re about to be fascinated by the revelatory field of psychology and neuroscience known as “attachment theory”.

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

Huh? Why on earth should a wedding be merely an alcohol delivery system?

OOf!! Thatz Not Okay!

I would recommend you attend an Al-Anon meeting (not AA, totally separate group). There is absolutely nothing you can do with regard to someone else’s drinking - we are totally powerless over alcohol. However, we do have the power to change our own way of thinking about it. Good luck! There is hope!