That ‘wet hair’ bullshit is gross.  It just looks dirty.  I know I sound like my mother, but I don’t care.  Take a bath. 

You know, Britney actually looks great in this outfit. Justin Timberlake, on the other hand, managed to make even plain jeans look bad.

That hairstyle, oof. Not good. 

Trump is just jealous because the only time Melania talks dirty to him is when she tells him his depends needs changing.

Offended by this comment because Fade Into You is still great. 

And here are my cats. Zuli, Nova, and the very fuzzy Zelda:

And here are my cats. Zuli, Nova, and the very fuzzy Zelda:

And this is why I have my 3 year old son help with the laundry, unloading the dishwasher, and washing windows, because I refuse to raise another generation of men who are incapable of doing housework without being asked (shakes fist angrily at mother-in-law).

Hijacking the thread to say I just bought a (town)house, in the greater Seattle area, BY MY FUCKING SELF. No husband, not a dime from parents, and I am so fucking proud of myself I want to shout it from the rooftops.

I think every time Miley’s love life comes up in the news, bi and pan people have to listen to all this bi/panphobic crap we’ve heard a hundred times before- we’re supposed to “pick a side,” we’re just confused, we’re greedy, our sexuality is just for attention, of course our monosexual partners are allowed to be…

• Dear White People...Why? [Instagram]

#SnakeMom reporting in. Shame that this entire post just reinforces the negative stereotypes and senseless fear around snakes. Yes, SOME snakes are venomous. SOME snakes like my Mexican Black Kingsnake, Rita, are completely docile, sweet tempered and in the wild this species eats Rattlesnakes. So here we go…

“RESULTS: Twenty male cases of suicidal hanging were reviewed. Fractures of the hyoid bone and/or thyroid cartilage were found in five cases (25%). Two cases of the hyoid bone fracture, two cases of thyroid cartilage fracture, and one case was both bone fractures.”

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

Maybe she’s had work done like maybe grass is green.

Damn, I’d be pissed if I spent THOUSANDS and still looked like that.

My mom also loves the Counting Crows. My dad refers to this style of music as adult emo.

I was 28, so fuck you and your “Old” comment.

“Don’t look so Latina wasn’t the phrasing to use”

She should have stayed at Club Lohan where the only thing stolen from you is your dignity and whatever else Lindsay can get her hands on while you’re sleeping.

Godspeed, Ms. Morrison.