cool, yeah - your comfort and convenience is definitely more important. Noted!

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…

That makes so much sense. Thank you!

The last time that thing was in style, they were stuffing Ramses II into a pyramid, I’ll tell you what.

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

My dog has been sneezing like that recently. Maybe not that extreme but pretty close. It’s hilarious. It’s like it just gets stuck in that little snout of hers.

Wynonna is 52 years old. She is far from being a kid and it’s time she cut her mom some slack.

Buy her a two pack of Fleet enemas. If she tries to give them back, saying, “I don’t need these.” You say, “Um. Yes you do.” And refuse to take them.

Tom Ford does not seem like a bright person. But at least he’s going to die some day.

YAAAAAAASSSSSS!

I guess I grew up in Hell’s Living Room, lol!

Remember that Lowe’s was the place that dropped its advertising from the show about being Muslim in America because their Christian customers did not like.

No reason? Nonsense. You have a very good reason, and that is because cute wedding hashtags are fucking stupid. I’m not even going to try to come up with a more clever insult - they are that fucking stupid.

In his heyday he looked exactly like my Cabbage Patch Kid from 1983. Her name was Hanna Suzanne.

To answer the question raised by the headline, I’d pay $0.0 for a custom wedding hashtag.

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

Pretty much all of the shows on HGTV embrace a diverse variety of couples/families: Love it or List It, Flea Market Flip, House Hunters (and the reno version), Property Brothers, etc. all regularly feature interracial relationships, LGBT people, people of color, immigrants. All of the shows where you see a…

I might just feel this way because I’m old enough to have seen the original when it was new, but NOPE. Nope! No thank you, ma’am.