Mike Pence is a piece of shit. One of the worst politicians I’ve seen in my time in Indiana and that, quite frankly, is saying something.

I have been thinking about some type of lift for years. I’ve always had a large chest and had to start wearing Kmart bras (thanks dad, lol) from the 4th grade. They look fine when they are supported but nothing is taking away that loose skin.

But why? At such late term? Despite his health issues he was adopted and removed from her responsibility. Did she really need to fuck him up with a coat hanger prior?

You want happy? My 15 year old has been to every single march here in LA with his friends and teachers. Walked into the house from the march with his “not my president shirt” and giant gay flag and I wanted to burst with pride.

What kind of mushy response is this shit?

Your boyfriend is being a reductionist shitbird. You have two options:

See you there, shitass lesbians!

Edit: .... or was it lesbian shitasses? Oh dear, now I’ve thought myself right out of fierce mode.

I tried potato chips in the ranch dressing today. Dare I call it refreshing

This has easily been the worst YEAR of my life, but we’d be here all day. This week has been something else, though, so I’ll share a little bit of what I’ve seen unfold since Tuesday morning. No one will see this since I’m in the grays but I hope someone does and makes it visible because it’s important and it’s real.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

LOL, since I work from home on Wednesdays, my hub and I usually get busy. Not surprisingly on Wednesday he took one look at me and my exhausted, tearstained face and said “Raincheck. How about a hug instead?” Which I did take him up on. I told him yesterday that I’ll probably be OK for date night this weekend, barring…

Uh oh, I’m pretty sure the next step is trading you in for a younger husband.

Maybe his bone spurs will start acting up.

Also! Look at the new John Lewis xmas ad:

Brad got drunk on the plane and jokingly called Maddox “Mad dog” and all the other kids started doing it. Maddox got mad and said “Shut up” and they wouldn’t stop and then Angie said “If you all don’t stop I will turn this plane around so help me!”

Oh man, close one! If you haven’t already, I suggest growing a penis. Mine is coming in nicely and I’m hoping it stays small so I can blame it for all my problems and make everyone else pay!

IDK - Andy and the others gave her a chance to take accountability and issue apologies and she flat out refused. My bets on that she’s delusional, needs money, and likes the “fame” so unless they fire her like they fired Carlton Gebbia because she was INSANE, then she will be back. Kelly is a sad, sad, sad bag of…

I’m married to a hedge fund manager... and he has gotten increasingly more and more vocal in his support for Clinton as the weeks have worn on, including actively engaging fellow stodgy investor types and exhorting them not to vote for Trump. I know of at least one person whose vote he changed. I’m proud of him.

My polling place is at the high school in my town and I was expecting it to be a zoo. However, it wasn’t very crowded, but there was a steady stream coming in. I panicked when I entered the gym because everything was divided into precincts and I didn’t know what my precinct was and there didn’t appear to be anyone…

I’m glad she took a stand against Trump, the lone racist/sexist of the Republican party. Have to let them know that this will not be tolerated .